The Pajama Party Review

2002-11-29T18:21:00.000-06:00

Ok, so I'm about 87 people over 1,000. Sorry, I've been busy.

Amadeous

Rating: 3 (very fuzzy) slipers

Rated PG
Starring....(opps, I forgot.)

Kate: I watched this movie yesturday on Thanksgivving day. We visited my moms cousin at her house. I was going swimming later, and had already played too much pool and ping-pong so I went through their movies and randomly picked this one. I should have probabaly watched it twice to fully understand it, but that's probably just me.

It's all about Wolfgang Amadeuos Motzart, the famous composer. The thing is that it is told from the point of view of anpther composer, looking back on his life after he has tryed to commite suicide and is nearing death. He tells it to priest, sorta as a confession, but not really cause he keeps talking about how he hates God and glaring at the priest.

Motzart (or Wolfie as he is called a lot in the movie) is a stuck up brat. he's talented and he knows it. If anyone wants his music they have to put up with him. It's kinda funny. But at the same time you want to strangle him for being such a brat. He writes operas about unspeakable things (like brothels, and a common peoples uprising) and is an acoholic. He gets married and has one boy. In the end he.....opps. Let's just say that the old man telling the story claimes to have killed Motzart.

*Warning* Opening scene is pretty gory, but just for a few seconds.
So go watch it, or don't. It's a bit weird, so unless you find that amusing, don't watch it. I guess what I'm trying to say (while have imense problems typing with my new nails) is watch it at your own risk.

2002-11-07T16:31:00.000-06:00

4 more people before my review is coming!!!!
Only 4 more!!!

2002-11-03T13:40:00.000-06:00

Our Hit counter is almost to 1000! Keep it coming people, and I can promise a funny review for when we reach that goal!

2002-11-03T13:36:00.000-06:00

That quiz was taken by Kate.

2002-11-03T13:35:00.000-06:00

You are Lady Marmalade!

You're a popular song, and tend to get

annoying. You also have a killer dance scene. Yup, I get annoying, but I LOVE to dance....

Take the Which Moulin Rogue Song Are You?quiz.

2002-11-02T21:35:00.000-06:00

Kate: And just so you all know, the 'new' site is down, due to difficulties not at all technical.
You see, Rachel, my friend Missi and I all have birthdays very close together. My friend Missi invited me to go to Olive Garden with her and some friends to celebrate our birthdays. Well, she didn't invite Rachel. Rachel doesn't seem to want to acknowledge that I wasn't the one who invited the people, so is currently not talking to me. I have talked to her sister twice, and have been told I am all but forgotten. Oh well.
So, that means that there has been no new reviews in two months, although there are some reviews on the new site that are not here. I have a few written, and I know that Rachel does as well. But....I have to see if I want to continue this....thing....with out her....unless she comes to her senses and ingests enough coffe to realise that neither of us are right most likely.

2002-11-02T21:16:00.000-06:00

Click below on the words 'What if....?' to see the site.

2002-11-02T21:10:00.000-06:00

What if....?

2002-11-02T21:05:00.000-06:00

Kate:
Hi! Just wanted to pop in and tell you that I have a new web page now. It's another blog, and has my newest fan fiction on it. It is a Harry potter fan fic, and a comedy. go check it out! The adress is http://what_if_hpff.blogspot.com/ Please go see!

2002-09-06T22:52:00.000-05:00

http://expage.com/pajamapartyreview

2002-09-06T22:51:00.001-05:00

http://expage.com/pajamapartyreview

2002-09-06T22:51:00.000-05:00

Ok, people. We have had over one hundred new hits on this site scince the launch of our new one, but only around 90 there! Come on people! New reviews....New reviews with both Kate and Rachel. New reviews in an easier format to read!

http://expage.com/pajamapartyreview

Go on! Check it out!!

2002-08-25T15:05:00.000-05:00

New site now has all old reviews!!! And new ones!!! Rachel promises a XXX review VERY VERY SOON!!!

http://expage.com/pajamapartyreview

GO!!!

2002-08-21T18:05:00.000-05:00

Go to http://expage.com/pajamapartyreview to see our new site!
It is still in its infancy, but no more new reviews will be posted here, only on that page.
We will slowly move all the old reviews there, but please be patient. Once that is done acessing our reviews will be much easier!!!

remember....http://expage.com/pajamapartyreview

Go!!! Now!!!

2002-08-17T21:47:00.000-05:00

Austin Powers in Goldmember

3 and 1/2 Slippers

Rated: PG
Starring: Mike Myers and Beyonce

Kate: OK, yes, it was funny. But......(You are all going to hate me for this.) it wasn't THAT funny.

*Blades are thrown at Kate from all sides and she ducks as a few bullets pass by.*

OK, I hope you got that out ofyour system. Now...If you all don't mind....I shall continue the review by sumerising the movie!

(and keep your mouth shut about spelling)

Austin's father is captured by Goldmember, an evil villian (HAHAHAHA...a villian is always evil, and yet everyone always says evil villian!.......It's way too late....I shouldn't be doing this alone...I need some supervision!) who's killing calling card is leaving one very special extremity golden. (Can you guess which one? I'll give you a hint...He only kills guys!) Anyway, Dr. Evil is finally in jail, buthe escapes, after singing a really cool version of 'It's a Hard Knock Life.'

Lets just say, its a warm fuzzy type of ending, with a family reunion, but not the one your thinking of, with Austin and Daddy. Nope!

Anyway, lets just say, Beyonce isn't the best actress, using the same jokes, over and over again isn't very funny, and Goldmember sitting there, eating his molted skin isn't my idea of an enjoyable movie. But it had some very, very funny parts. Really, it did.

(ducks, expecting another barage of knives, but none come. She sighs and stands up, thinking 'Wow, I guess the lies near the end really saved my life!')

2002-08-17T09:01:00.000-05:00

Kate: OK, people!!! (And Rachel, this is mandatory for you!) Now you can go see the baby beginings of our new page. Right now there are no reivews up (I'm still working on transfering them) but it does have some info (narrated to Rachel) that might interest you about where PPR is going from here!
http://expage.com/pajamapartyreview
so go on! It's ot very cool yet, but each day I add more!!!

2002-08-15T21:44:00.000-05:00

Kate: oh, be quiet!!! I was in a hurry!

(Guess how many times I corrected something in the above two sentences? Would you ever guess three????)

Anyway, I have decided we have outgrown blogspot. Email me,because I want to give you a link to the place. But there we could have a main webpage, with links to others with individual reviews!!!! YEA!!!!

(mainj, and outggrowwn)

This is going to be soooo cool, but we will have to do a lot of copying and pasting, and uploading/downloading of things, so it will have to be done on a weekend I am at my dads!

(copping, and uplaoding)

(Now don't you just love it when I take the time to proff read? Mawhahahahahaha)

2002-08-11T12:36:00.000-05:00

Rachel is......

You are Elephant Love Medley!

Love comes before all things in your case,

and you may sometimes randomly burst

into song. Too bad I have a crappy voice...(I really shouldn't be messing around w/ this code...)

Take the Which Moulin Rogue Song Are You?quiz.

2002-08-11T12:11:00.000-05:00

Rachel: Holy Scheisse, Kate. When I'm not around to edit your typing, you can barely eck out your name! HAHAHA! Who can count the amount of typos Kate has? I should go back and fix all your typos, but I'm way to lazy. Then again, I'd probably come up w/ some crack-pot spelling. Hockd on foniks werkd fer me!

2002-08-09T21:09:00.000-05:00

Empire Records

1 slipper

Starring Liv Taylor and that lady who plays Bridget Jones
Rated PG-13

Kate: This is a movie from the mid to early- 90's. The music is old and the clothing is weird. The movies plot is nonexistent.

My friend K.J. gave me this movie. He told me to watch it, so I did. Well, I know now why he liked it. He's a guy. It shows a girl in her bra and undies.

Well, The story is about a recod store, duh. Well, one of the workers takes the days earnings and goes to vegas. He loses it all. When he goes to work the next day, his boss threatens him, but does nothing. That day they catch a shoplifter, who later comes ack with a gun. It turns out that the money the guy lost was going to save the store from turning into a chain store. So instead they have a big party to raise money.

What a great movie.

Not.

2002-08-09T15:51:00.000-05:00

OK, Soon to come.....
Rocky Horror Picture Show (Kate and Rachel)
Empire Records (Kate)
Charlies Angels (Kate)
Austin Powers: Goldmember (Kate)
Meet the Parents (Rachel and Kate...sometime)
I don't know when RHPS will be reviewed, because I'm leaving tommorow and won't be back until next thursday....
^_^

2002-08-05T23:14:00.000-05:00

GO ME! WE HAVE A GUESTBOOK! Let's all bow down to Rachel.

2002-08-05T23:10:00.000-05:00

Oops, I messed up...

Hey, check it out...

2002-08-05T22:40:00.000-05:00

See what drug you are.

Okay, how funny is this...Rachel you maniac. (you know, if they had caffeine, I would have SO gotten it.)

2002-08-05T22:28:00.000-05:00

Rachel: Scheisse, Kate. Our poor misused site. Hey, you've been busier than me, and that's something (I guess) WE HIT 100!!!! Sweet! God, y'all, e-mail us! Bet no one out there can guess what I'm listening to right now. If you guess right, you get a prize! That's right, a brand new....SOMETHING!

The Clarinet Queen has left the building.

2002-08-05T19:50:00.000-05:00

We've have had our 100th hit!!!!

Yea!!!!!

Thank you to everyone who has viewed this site, and whoever is viewing it right now. We reallywant to let people see our site, and are doing everything we can to promote it!! This is a big step for us and we are very proud and happy. Please help us continue to go up on our hit counter. Tell us what you want to see. email us!!!

2002-08-05T19:47:00.000-05:00

Coming soon:

Rocky Horror Picture Show (hopefully both Rachel and Kate will review this!!)

Please email us with your favorite movies that you would like us to review!!! We need ideas. We got to the video store and stare at all the movies we haven't seen, and don't know which ones to pick!!!
pajamapartyreview@yahoo.com
email us!
Now!

2002-08-05T19:40:00.000-05:00

Kate: Ok, I'm sorry. I normaly never do those types of things, but I got carried away. I promise from now on there will be only reviews, jokes and some queer mesages.

(And unless someone emails us, the lesbo/gay jokes will not happen again, but we will chose a less-politically-correct topic next!!!)

2002-08-05T15:38:00.000-05:00

You know I'm a sucker for these...

See what drug you are.
Kate is also....
Which one of my friends are you?
That last one was weird......

2002-08-05T15:28:00.000-05:00

yup, just one more....

(I had to, I love carebears!!!)

Kate is....

(It was a tie!!! Awesome!!!)
See what Care Bear you are./a>

and
See what Care Bear you are.

2002-08-04T19:02:00.000-05:00

Rachel is .....(most likly to become a nun...)

Which tarot card are you?

2002-08-04T19:00:00.000-05:00

Kate is a game show....

Which tarot card are you?
Yeah, I've like never wathced that show....

2002-08-04T18:57:00.000-05:00

Rachel is...(embarrassed)

	You are Fozzie! Wokka Wokka! You love to make lame jokes. Your sense of humor might be a bit off, but you're a great friend and can always be counted on. Rachel: Off...Yup, that's me..
*Take the What Muppet Are You?* Quiz!**

2002-08-04T18:54:00.000-05:00

Kate is.....

	You are Gonzo! You're a bit loopy, and many people have trouble figuring out exactly what you're supposed to be. You take pride in your eccentricity and originality. Kate: I'm am NOT eccentric!!!! I'm preppy, and damn proud of it!!! (And really shouldn't be messing with this code...)
*Take the What Muppet Are You?* Quiz!**

2002-08-04T18:40:00.000-05:00

Anti-Trust

2 slippers

Starring Ryan Phillipee, Rachel Leigh Cook....
Rated PG-13

Kate: We really didn't watch this movie per-say...We talked through the whole thing, while also paying attention to the amazing theatrical work.

Rachel: We were more concerned with trying to cover-up KJ's...talent.

Kate: Or lack there of..... (Kj is my friend from 6th-7th grade. He lives near-by, so he rode his bike over and watched the movie with us. What a mistake..)

Rachel: That was cold...muhahahahahaha! He kinda looks like my brother...ew

Kate: He also used to look like Mike Detera, but now he has contacts and has WAY better hair, so hes alright. We should talk about the movie now....

Rachel: Okay, plot is Ryan (Milo) is a computer geek who lands a great job at the spiffy new Synapse, but soon figures out the evil lurking beneath.

Kate: People are getting killed. In very not nice ways. All because they have the right minds to take down Synapse. Even some of the people closest to him....can't say who...are working for Synapse to make sure Milo (what a cute name) doesn't catch on.

Rachel: That's pretty much the basic plot so you'll have to....WATCH TO FIND OUT MORE!

Kate: Buh-bye!!!

2002-08-04T13:54:00.000-05:00

Breakfast at Tiffanys

2 1/2 slippers (they weren't thrown far...)

Starring: Mickey Rooney, Audrey Hepburn
Rated PG

Kate: This movie had a VERY, VERY weak plot. If there even was one.

Rachel: I don't think there was a plot...

Kate: But it was a sweet story that was very romantic, so I liked it.

Rachel: COUGH! Romantic? What, if romance is just about a bunch of fighting, and then kissing and making up, well then it was highly romantic.

Kate: Alchohol solves every problem in this movie. Audrey Hepburn says "Don't take me home untill I am drunk. Really drunk."

Rachel: Yeah, 1 was too much, and 10 was not enough... Cigarettes also solve all! They have the mystical calming powers.

Kate: But she abuses her cat at the end.... And the cat doesn't even have a name. It's like soooo sad!!!!

Rachel: This movie was closest to a tradgedy, if anything.

Kate: Only one person dies, and she ends up with the guy who loves her. But if I had been her, I would have stuck with the rich Brazilian dude. He was crazy about her, until she got in trouble with the police..... But I still wouldn't have gone for the poor dude. A girl has to eat....caviar.

Rachel: ...

Kate: Shut up....or something....

Rachel: Jeeze, she yells at me for being shut up...

Kate: Anyway... She was stupid, ended up with a 10,000 dollar bail (which she wanted to jump!) and then goes off and ends up with a WRITER (as in, poor slob.) and she will now have no future.
She should have stuck with her original ....pastime...of ...dating...men.

Rachel: And you call yourself a hopeless romantic! Wait, romantic with money! I see...

Kate: I like romantic MOVIES!!! I don't want a romantic life. I just want a plush one....

Rachel: ...

Kate: ...Like a pillow....nice and soft........ooommmmmm....Yoga position nice.....stretching spinal cord nice.....

Rachel: You sound like a spiritual version of that yougart commercial...."It's like ride in my expensive car nice!"

Kate: Oh, that one!!!! WEll, I need a man who can provide for my tastes.....expensive tastes.

Rachel: While I'm a poor, starving musician...

Kate: Yup.

2002-08-04T13:35:00.000-05:00

Rachels Barbie!!!

2002-08-02T23:33:00.000-05:00

This is the Barbie Kate got....

Soon to come: Rachels Barbie.

2002-08-02T22:57:00.000-05:00

Titanic

(Huh? Slippers?)

Starring Leo, Kate and that mean dude.
Rated: PG-13

*We're not lesbians!!! It is just a joke!!!!*

Rachel: Ah, Titanic. A movie...that defies explanation.

Kate: This was the first PG-13 movie I ever saw....Oh, the memories.

Rachel: Ironically enough, this was also the first movie Kate masturbated to.

Kate: Rachel! I told you not to tell anyone!!!! I mean come on! They show her boobs! Who wouldn't masturbate!!!

Rachel: I thought you were turned on by Leo!!! Scheisse, you're a HOMO!!

Kate: Well, I liked him too, but....you know....

Rachel: No, I don't.

Kate: Ummm, well....

Rachel: Kate, if you have a crush on me, just come out with it.

Kate: .....
Moving on....
This movie is about a sinking boat, and getting to see Kate Winslets boobs. If you didn't already know that, you are stupid.

Rachelle: <--- New spelling!!! Wow kate, you're head has been taken over by retarded aliens.

Kate: Sooooo? Whats your point? You've known me for a year, you should already know that!!!!!

Rachelle: Looks like the aliens called for reinforcments....

Kate: OK, we are trying to review a movie!!!! Stop making jokes about my choice of lifestyle!!! Just because I have different sexual preferences than you....

Rachelle: Plural?

Kate: Yes. Men, women, cats, dogs, some plants, but not the venus flytraps, they hurt.

Rachelle: I quit. End of review.

2002-08-02T14:59:00.000-05:00

One more thing....

Kate: Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. Three posts while I was gone? Three? Have you promised someone not to watch any movies? Because if you have, no matter what they are going to give you or do for you, it's soooo not worth it!!!

JK, actually. I don't think I would have reviewed a single movie if you had been gone. Call me, I desperatly need to do something this weekend involving slipper-throwing fun. The movie theater wouldn't let me bring in my slippers. They don't think they count as shoes....:(

2002-08-02T14:53:00.000-05:00

Kate is back!!!

Yea!!!! *And now I'm back, from outer space. You just walked inside here to find that sad look upon my face...hmmhmmmhmhm* Sorry, I have that song stuck in my head (With some slight variations...)
I just checked my email for the first time in a month....598 emails. Yahoo has sent ten of them warning me that I'm over my limit. WOW, thanks Yahoo for adding an extra 1% to my 'over-your-limit' quota.

Anyway....
I've seen MIB2, Austin Powers3, so there will be more reviews coming. I'm just so overwhelmed by all the email. (The 598 emails was for the first of five email acounts!)

2002-07-07T22:10:00.000-05:00

Rachel: Now kate, no fair editing my post. It's better this way! hehe. oh, and Leopold is played by Hugh Jackman. hehehehehehehehehehehehehe! You know how people were given their last names by their trade, like Smith is the blacksmith, and Baker is self-explanitory, well think about Jackman. Could it be the "man-who-Jacks"? It makes you think... And then giggle.

2002-07-07T22:07:00.000-05:00

Kate and Leopold

I'm laying in the pile of slippers

Rated: probably suitable for the whole family
Starring: Meg ryan and a really charming and handsome english guy

Rachel: Can you tell it's me by the beginning? Hehe. I'm writing this w/ my kitty in my lap. He's sleeping on my lap.

It's about this guy (yeah that helps us, rachel) who discovers this time warp, but Leopold finds him taking pictures of the past, and follows him back to present time. There, he meets, we'll called the guy who went into the past Nerd, Nerd's ex-gf, who is Meg Ryan. Meg plays a cynical business woman. Nerd gets hurt falling off an elevator (you'll have to watch to figure that one out), and leaves Leopold all alone in his apartment. thing is, Leopold knows nothing of our present ways, and gets into trouble, or is terribly confused. Kate and Leopold meet up, and the rest is romantic plot history.

Since I haven't told you the half (shhh it's a secret), I recommend that you watch to find out more!

2002-07-07T18:45:00.000-05:00

Rachel: yeah, its the lazy girl who won't review movies. wow, a review on glitter, must've been painful. Probably more painful than my cabin stay. hey another bond movie! I love bond... im reading the books now. very very good! sorry 'bout the bad puncuation, but im in a hurry. Um if I have more to say, I'll come back. By the way, i have a new kitty named Bond/007. kate, write me email me, something if you get time. I'll miss you!

2002-07-06T17:07:00.000-05:00

James Bond: The Spy Who Loved Me

3 Slippers

Rated PG
Starring Roger Moore, Barbara Bach, Curt Jurgens, Richard Kiel, Caroline Munro

Kate: I watched this movie from about 10pm to right before midnight. It was great.

Bond gets paired up with the Russian agent Triple-X, or Anya Amasova to recover stolen Soviet, and British nuclear submarines. This movie also has Jaws, a reallyugly dude with a steal jaw/teeth/gums thing in his mouth that he uses to do everything from killing a guy Dracula-style, to ripping apart a car!

Well, it turns out Bond killed Anya's husband on a trip in the alps. Not a very nice thing to do. But she says she will get over it and go on with their mission. Except once the mission is done, she will kill Bond. Then Bond says something witty, about how that will leave one of them disappointed.

Just make sure that when you sit down to watch this movie you have with you your vodka martini--shaken, not stirred. And it wouldn't hurt to have your car/submarine parked inside tonight, looks like it might get a bit wet, what with that evil dude wanting to sink the whole Earth into the water.

2002-07-05T22:28:00.000-05:00

Glitter

I-dropped-a-nuclear-bomb-on-the-slipper-factory-and-then-had-it-torched-so-that-they-would-not-be-subjected-to-this-horror

Rated PG-13
Starring Mariah Carey, Max Beesley, Eric Benet, Vondie Curtis-Hall, Da Brat

Kate: I can't believe I watched this! Everyone was saying how aweful it was, so when I was in the movie store, and I saw it, I said to myself 'How bad can it be?' Wow, I should've shot myself...

The story is of a little girl who her singer mother can't aford, so she gets put in foster care (or something) Then she grows up, gets a producer after letting some weirdo w/o a voice use her voice on her CD. A DJ, Ice or Dice or Disc or something, wants to produce her, so she says yes. Then she immediatly becomes a hit, and falls in love with Disc. They get a label to sign them, and she starts making a lot of money.

Well, Ice gets upset because some dude w/ dreads starts flattering Billey (Mariah) and starts being all mean/drunk. She dumps him and moves out.

Well, they both fell REALLY, REALLY BAD about the break up, and Billey writes the lyrics for a song about them, and at the same time Dice is writting the same song, except the music for it. (How often does that happen? Come on! SAPPY!!!)

WEll, it ends sad. That is all I'm going to say....I've already said to much. I think I might ned to shot you now. You know too much.

DON'T, for the love of whatever diety you worship, RENT THIS MOVIE. DON'T. DON'T. JUST DON'T.

(I got a really bad sun burn AGAIN today. I leave for Canada Monday. I hurt all over. I got a sunburn, over my slowly fadding one from monday....OCH, OUCH, OUCH. I hurt...)

2002-07-03T10:13:00.000-05:00

Kate: Why didn't you tell me it was her b-day? I would have bought her something! Maybe I still can....We have to stay in GB today because my dad has a doctors app.

I now have practice on July fourth. What idiot puts a practice on a national holiday? I don't know if I'm going to go. Almost the whole team already said that they were going to be on vacation. Katie must be crazy!!!

2002-07-03T09:30:00.000-05:00

Rachel: Scheisse! I'm going to a non-a/c'd cabin today! I hope I don't fall over and DIE! My house is non-a/c'd, but I've taken to the basement. My bedroom is close to 100 dg. so I kinda woke up early. SEE? LOOK AT THE TIME! I went hiking in the hot sun. Ironically enough, I got no color. I'm like Casper, the-ghost-that-isn't-fond-of-people. Well, only the stupid ones... Wish me luck! I'm going for my sister's b-day (4th of july!!!). I got her the BEST present, but I'm not going to spill yet, in case she actually gets the initiative to visit our site. BE BACK BY SUNDAY!! E-mail!!!!

2002-07-02T23:12:00.000-05:00

Kate: I love Ryan Philippe too!!! He was in Gosford park playing a servant who turns out to be just pretending to get some acting experience!!! He was awesome!!!

We have had to come home two nights because our stupid cain is too hot. It has no a/c and really needs one. I am horibly burnt on my legs (I fell asleep on the boat laying out for three hours w/o sunblock!!!!) and my forehead isn't all that great either, but in a few days it should look like a nice tan.

I just went to Yahoo! Movies to check if we had all the right actors for all of our movies, and added a few where we were lacking. I think I'll start including more people for the James Bond movies, when I have the time ^_^.

I got this list of 100 top romance movies, starting with some of the old black and white movies, all the way up to Titanic. We have to go and have another pajama party night and rent some of the ones on this list!!!

Remember people. Our email adress is pajamapartyreview@yahoo.com The only email we have recieved thus far has been either from Sitemeter telling us exactly how many people HAVE NOT seen our site, or from ourselves. Pitiful really. So why don't you help us out! Tell us what you think our site is lacking, or what is good about it!!!

2002-07-02T23:04:00.000-05:00

Shallow Hal

3 slippers

Rated PG-13
Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black (hehehe), Jason Alexander (KFC guy!)

Kate: This movie had awesome, awesome, awesome make-up and costumes!!! Amazing. Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit. And it looked real!!!!! I watched the extras section (on the DVD) and it showed how they did all of the costumes and make-up to make all of these people look sooooo ugly. Hell, they should have just hired some of our classmates, and they wouldn't have needed to spend so much money. (I'm not being a snob, because I am including myself in that category of posible ugly double people)

Right. This movie is about a shallow guy named Hal (and that might be where they get the title from. Maybe) who likes to date women who are younger and better looking than him. Think 'Jack Black going for hott, modle-type girls. Yeah, its not very pretty.

Anyway he gets hypnotized into seeing people for what they really are. And ends up falling in love with a 400-pound woman named Rosemary. Only one problem. He sees her as the 100-pound Gwyneth Paltrow.

I think this movie was awesome. Had some scenes (like when you gee Jason Alexanders bum) that I could have lived w/o. But over all I really liked this movie!!!

2002-07-02T16:35:00.000-05:00

Rachel: You know who I love, Kate? RYAN PHILIPPE!!! hehe. Anyway, check out all the stuff Kate's done since I've been gone. I personally thought that "Heartbreakers" was cute, but that's my opinion (not cute enough for a third slipper, though). Over vacation, I saw "Sum of all Fears" based on a Tom Clancy novel (yay!), and "The Bourne Identity" which was oh so good.

I'll also review "I am Sam" and "Star Wars: Attack of the Clones". There are probably others I have written, stashed away in the netherworld of my bedroom or suitcase; I'll check on that.

Kate, thanks for the lovely corrections on my "Zoolander" review, since the movie SUCKED I didn't want to drag the other actors into the mess... and wasn't it Robin Williams in Majestic?? I know he was in a serious movie...

Anyway, get with the e-mailing people. Let us know you're out there. Give us good movies to rent or go see. We thrive on contact from you people! Pajamapartyreview@yahoo.com

2002-07-01T23:24:00.000-05:00

Gosford Park

4 Slippers

Rated R
Starring Kristin Scott Thomas, Clive Owen, Ryan Phillippe, Eileen Atkins, Michael Gambon

Kate: This movie was amazing. I've always loved the 1930's era, and this movie takes place during that time period in England. It starts out at a manor where a bunch of people are congregating for a hunting weekend. They are all extremly rich (or at least, they all should be, but some haven't been very wise with their money...) The majority of the movie is about the servants. It is a truly wonderful story, and the first hour and a half is taken up by introducing all of the characters, servants and guests. Well, I thought that the whole movie might just be showing what life was like....Boy was I wrong!!!

The last hour is a bit rushed, but I know that they really can't have a three hour movie, even though that was what they needed for a plot with this intensity. The plot is intense, but also simple, a murder mystery at its best, but they have such a way of making it seem like the servants are all gossip, that when they tell you what happened, you don't know if you should believe it.

If you rent the DVD version you get a few extra deleted scenes. Very good, but they really don't belong in the movie, they would just prolong it!

Rent this if you like murder, mystery that is solved almost immediatly, or if you just want a nice, not bloody, movie that doesn't really deserve the R-rating it recieved.

2002-07-01T19:33:00.000-05:00

The Majestic

4 Slippers

Rated PG
Starring Jim Carrey, Martin Landau, Laurie Holden

Kate: Wow, I just finished watching this. It was...amazing. I cried twice, once because it was so sad, and once because everyone was so happy. I almost cried once laughing! I held my breath for about ten minuets, and I once sat there, not really understanding what was going on. (But that was most likely because I stepped away for a moment, and THEY didn't pause it like I asked THEM to. ^_^)

The Majestic is about a film script writer who is acused of being a Commie. This is back in the days' day, right after WWII. He decides to take a drive (while drunk) to try to think about things. (He brings along his stuffed monkey toy, whom he has a conversation with, before leaving to drive up the California coast) He has one of those 'Oh, My Dear Lord, my car is about to fall of the bridge' moments (as have been seen in sooooooo many movies, and was the reason this didn't get The Highest Honor) and ends up w/o his memory.

That is just the first...oh, thirty minuets of the movie.

I totally recommend this movie. If you like romance movies, rent it!! If you like dramatic movies, rent it!!! If you like movies about History, rent it!!! If you like action, blood and gore, DON'T rent it!!!!

*This movie also includes scenes from, and the original trailer from the movie "Sand Pirates of the Sahara" which Jim Carrey's character writes.

2002-07-01T18:51:00.000-05:00

Heartbreakers

2 slippers

Rated PG-13
Starring Sigourney Weaver, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Gene Hackman, Ray Liotta

Kate: I watched this movie while at our (rented) boiling hot cabin up north. We had nothing else to do, because it was too hot (which is also why I am home early, just for a day) so we rented some movies.

This movie is about a mother-daughter team who con men. They marry them, then set them up to cheat, and recieve the divorce settlement! Wow, don't I wish I could do that...Anyway, they start to con this old guy, only thing is, he is really, really old. Lots of laughs, and some really funny ways of conning (or however you spell it!) people! These girls get what they want, and get it for free!!!

This movie is good for a laugh, but the plot is actually full of holes, and has already been done to death, even though the writers put in a few of their own things, it still reminds me of some other movies I have watched.

2002-06-27T12:25:00.000-05:00

Shrek

1 slipper

Rated PG
Starring Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and Eddie Murphy

Kate: Well, I had to mow the lawn today :( But I get to go to the local Swimming pool once I'm done!!! :)

This movie had some very funny spots, like when Shrek says he needs to save his ass, meaning his donkey, or when the king-guy mastrubates, but over all it didn't have the best story line, and they made fun of Disney movies!!! Evil!!! Evil!!!

Ok, I'm done.

The movie is about an ogre who has to rescue a princess from a tower to get the deed to his swamp. Well, a donkey comes along with him. A dragon falls in love with the donkey, and Shrek falls in love with the princess. Only thing is, Shrek is an ogre, and Fiona is a princess!!!

I can't say anymore, otherwise I would spoil it.

If you want to watch a movie, and then go, 'Wow, why does my brain feel like a deep fried chicken McNugget?' then you should go rent this movie. If not, go rent an Alfred Hitchcock, or Bond, or Disney movie!!!!

2002-06-27T10:40:00.000-05:00

Zoolander

I-blew-up-the-throwing-slipper-factory-so-as-not-to-subject-the-slippers-to-the-torture-of-this-movie

Rated: PG-13
Starring: Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Milla Jovovich, Christine Taylor

Rachel: Whew, that's a long one! This movie blows. I'd usually explain the plot in my review, but unfortunatly this movie is lacking in that area, among many others. Such as the humor. And the acting. And the...

*1 hour later*

I would say this is NOT one of Stiller's better movies. The humor is that of a 10 yr. old boy, well, a dirty little 10 yr. old boy.
PLEASE DO NOT WATCH THE MOVIE TO FIND OUT MORE!

2002-06-27T10:29:00.000-05:00

Rachel: A quick post here. I'm leaving for vacation friday, and won't be back until the 2nd, after which I'll be going to a cabin of some sort, and I will definatly be back on the following Mon. So, yes it'll be one- sided, but there will be a time when there are NO new reviews. Just thought you'd like to know....

2002-06-26T21:26:00.000-05:00

Harry Potter and the Socerers Stone

We-needed-to-go-out-and-buy-more-throwing-slippers

Rated PG
Starring Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Draco!

Kate: Yup, me, again.
I loved this movie, but maybe I'm a bit biased...I'm a total HP shipper. Love it all. Fine, I better start over....
Harry Potter and the Socerers Stone

2 slippers

Rated PG
Staring people who no one knows the true names of...

OK, that is more truthful. Really, the actors aren't all that good. Ron is, and so is Hermione. But Dudley, and sometimes Harry, Vernon, and one of the anonomus Gryffies are awful actors. You watch them and say to yourself 'I could act better than that, and I haven't even spent a fortune on acting lessons.' It really makes you think, if people like that can get a part, who can't?

I really like the actual story, thats why this wasn't a 1 slipper. I own the movie, so I sat down just a bit ago and watched it. It really is a good story, as are the other three books. The fifth one is due out before the end of 2002!!!

Anyway, The movie could have used some more romantic undertones, you know, maybe McGonnagal and Snape, or Doumbledore. I don't know! Some of the actors were amazing, truly amazing. And then there were the other actors that made you cringe when they pretended to be surprised.

2002-06-26T20:54:00.000-05:00

Lilo and Stitch

2 slippers

Rated G
Starring Lilo, Nani, and Stitch

Kate: Just me again.
This was an awesome movie. I cried a total of three times. It was amazing. Loved it!

There is this little alien, Stitch, was created by a mad scientist. Because the Intergalactic whatever does not allow living creatures to be created, Stitch is locked up. He escapes (duh, otherwise there would be no more movie, just the gaurds sleeping and Stitch playing around with his spit.) and ends up on Earth, where he wreaks havoc in Hawii. Lilo ends up adopting him, and then it gets interesting.

Her 16 yearold sister loses her job (and she is the caretaker of Lilo) and then enters the child protection agency and two aliens that were sent for Stitch. Oh yeah, it get interesting, and sad. :( But you know Disney movies, the sun shall shine after the thunderstorm, tornado, and hurricane have passed and left our lives in tattered ruins.

Oh, god. This movie was good. Had some moments where I just sat there and went 'Why did they do that?' and sometimes the voices didn't have enough emotion. Good movie. Good.

Stitch is a weird shape. He rolls up and rolls around, like a ball. Some one should just pick him up when he's like that and bounce him around. That would be soooo much fun! I want a Stitch bouncey ball!!!

2002-06-26T20:35:00.000-05:00

James Bond: Dr. No

4 slippers

Rated PG
Starring Sean Connery

Kate: Well, Rachel has left my house now, and I'm now at my dads, so a total change of scenery for me! Yea!! If you have seen the Austin Powers movies before seeing this one (like me) you will find it totally hilarious! I loved it when Dr. No Sat there, just looking at Bond for a moment.
Anyway, this movie deserved the four slipper rating because it had a shirtless Sean Connery. And it had an awesome plotline and overall was full of slipper-goodness. Some nice little plot twists. You don't think this one dude will die, but then he does. Really fast. If you blinked at that moment, you were probly all 'Whoa, where did that dude go?' Because he is never mentioned again. That bothered me, but then again, If Bond got all sappy over one dead guy, the world, and in this movie, Washington D.C., would no longer exist.

So, you're thinking to yourself, 'Wow, the reviews are so much better when they are going back and forth at each other. Well, it's going to be one sided (mostly Rachels side because I'm going on two long vacations starting this weekend) for quite some time.

Go out and rent this movie, it was awesome, and the AP scene with Austin in a womans bikini comes from this movie. I loved it!!! Four slippers went sailing through the air, all aimed at my tv, but only two actually hit.....OK, so I can't throw worth a darn. Is that my problem?

2002-06-26T18:18:00.000-05:00

James Bond: Diamonds are Forever

4 Slippers

Rated PG
Starring Sean Connery

Rachel: Sean Connery adds a nice sexiness to the movie. I was supposed to review Dr. No, but I fell asleep...oops.

Kate: Shesh Rachel. Well, I watched it (I can't fall asleep while I'm watching a movie. I don't care how lame or boring, I get sucked in) I guess I will have to write the review for it, later.

Rachel: This movie is a classic James Bond movie, including the slick moves, well tailored suits, and a sexy leading man.

Kate: Not all of the James Bonds were sexy. That one guy was totally ugly, as ugly as ugly gets.

Rachel: Rodger Moore was ugly as sin, and Tim Dalton was a puke. That other guy in "Her Majesty's Secret Service" was just unmentionable, not to mention the bad acting... But Pierce Brosnen is sooooooo sexy...

Kate: Rodger Moore wasn't THAT bad. And now he looks really nice, kind of that 'respectable, but not respectable enough to not be thinking about hoping into bed with you right now' kind of look.

Rachel: uhem...Back to the movie....MI 6 finds out about a diamond smuggling and sends Bond in to impersonate a fellow smuggler. The diamonds lead to trouble. It features classic characters like Plenty O'Tool, who get thrown out a window, and Tiffany Case, an ugly desire of Bond's, who joins his diamond escapade. Watch the movie to find out more!

Kate: You always say' Watch the movie to find out more.' I don't know, maybe the people can't figure out what to do to find out the rest of the movie.

Rachel: Everyone needs a trademark saying. I know the good people know what to do.

2002-06-26T17:50:00.000-05:00

Barefoot In The Park

3 Slippers

Rated G
Starring Robert Redford and Jane Fonda

Kate: This was a great movie. Totally my kind of movie. Romantic and funny. LOVED IT. Except that it really had no major problems; not the type of movie that afterwards you sit down and say to yourself 'Wow, I need to watch that again because I still don't fully understand the plot.' But, hey, I have to defend my fluffy movies. It was good.

Rachel: I liked it too! Robert Redford was such a cutie back in the day, and full of wit. Jane Fonda was hilarious as a young nutcase wife who knows nothing about being married.

Kate: They have a cruddy appartment, and Robert Redford's character is a total spoilsport, but in the end love must prevail over all!!!! Yea!!!!!!!

Rachel: They have quite a few nutts living in this apartment (Robert and Jane live on the top floor) that they encounter.

Kate: This movie almost got a four slipper review, but I seriously would have like to see Robert Redford running around naked....That would have been nice....

Rachel: Sexiness...

Kate: I think we are done now....We want to go watch the movie and visualize Robbie being naked.....

2002-06-26T17:13:00.000-05:00

Vertigo

We-needed-to-go-out-and-buy-more-throwing-slippers!

Rated PG
Starring James Stewart, Kim Novak, Barbara Bel Geddes, Tom Helmore, Henry Jones

Rachel: This is an excellent movie by, my favorite dude-guy, Alfred Hitchcock! Staring Jimmy Stewert (I really like him! ^_^) and Kim Novak, this movie was a twisted thriller.

Kate: It's my turn. Jimmy Stewert plays a detective named John, Johnny, John-o, w/e you want to call him. John-o (my perfered name) has a problem with hights.

Rachel: *cough* acrophobia *coughcough*

Kate; I was just getting to that...! Any way, like I was saying before little mis 'I don't know how to spell' decided to interupt.

Rachel: driving finger, and how long did it take you to figure out how to spell interupt...

Kate: Shut up. Well, he ends up following this crazy woman who is posesed by a long dead suicidal maniac. He is supposed to keep her from killing herself, but...

Rachel: spoiler!!! You'll have to watch to find out!

Kate: Let's just say that they had many chances to start rolling around in the grass like horny bunnies, but never seem to get around to it.....or maybe they just don't let us know, and instead of the grass decided on a more secluded spot.

Rachel: Just because the screen blacks out,

Kate: While they're necking..

Rachel: Doesn't necessarily mean..um...procreation....occured.

Kate: Yes it does....

Rachel: Jimmy is too much of a gentleman to take advantage

Kate: If you say so *Turns and looks at the reader, and says in a whisper* 'she's just a bit upset because she never got her chance with him....ahem...'

Rachel: *Karate chops Kate* I have excellent hearing

Kate: On with the review!!! Go to your local video store and rent this NOW. And I mean it!!!! On to the next movie.

2002-06-26T16:53:00.000-05:00

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Rachel: This is the second friggen time we've typed this! My turn!

Welcome to The Pajama Party Review! Kate (the klutz who deleted this site the first time), and I watch movies at a wild, jumpin' pajama party, and review them according to how many slippers we threw at the TV. The movie is good if we threw lots o' slippers.

Our Chart:

1 slipper: OK movie
2 slippers: I'd reccomend this movie if it weren't for THAT scene....stupid director...
3 slippers: Great, but it'd be better if it had hot naked guys running around in it
4 slippers: ^_^ Great movie...Can't really get any better. Well, actually-
We-needed-to-go-out-and-buy-more-throwing-slippers: an alfred hitchcock

Kate: no no no no...
We-needed-to-go-out-and-buy-more-throwing-slippers: The best, the cream of the crop, the crem-de-la-crem, the greatest movie of all time, the-

Rachel: I think they've got the idea... (rear window, vertigo...)

Kate: When we review a movie we will post it under the movie name. That way you can search for your favorite movie without having to decipher cryptic titles, such as 'That was a good one!!!' and 'Wow, I think I liked that one!' or even the ocassional 'That one movie with the people that have blond hair' So, more or less you should be happy we are smart enough to title things as they should be titled!

Rachel: E-mail us at pajamapartyreview@yahoo.com w/ suggestions and so forth.

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